You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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