angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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