6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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