D3 body, D1 cock
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do vagina's smell?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
NoShamevember. You game?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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