i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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