i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
