so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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