You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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