I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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