Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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