apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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