he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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