We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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