Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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