I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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