Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
