Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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