I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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