SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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