we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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