yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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