he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
