Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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