super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the day after is always just damage control
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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