why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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