it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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