Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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