one might say we're banned from that church
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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