I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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