I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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