This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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