almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
