please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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