Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
