Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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