did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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