Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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