Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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