You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ketchup is God's man juice
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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