Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
