Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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