I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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