The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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