Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
