Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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