"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He has the fingertips of a God
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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