I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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