I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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