my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Randomize
