careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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