What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
the raccoons are back...
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