is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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