doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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