spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
